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The Improbable Tale of Colonel Reginald Leyton-Smyth (ret) (Mrs)

Doctor Geddings discovered the rest of it as soon as his shirt and pants were off.

"Reginald, you are growing ..."

The Colonel squirmed on the examination table and gritted his teeth. "Do not say another word, Doctor! I forbid it."

"... breasts."

"Damn!"