Thomas: "You know you're a woman, right? Your Y chromosome doesn't make you a man?"

Anne: "Of course it doesn't."

T: "And your testes didn't make you a man?"

A: "Certainly not."

T: "Well, what is it that makes you a woman then?"

A: <taking offense>"Well, I look like one, don't I?"

T: "Hm, yes, so does RuPaul."

A: <indignantly>"He's got a penis. I don't have a penis."

T: "Would you feel the same if you learned someday that you'd had what could be taken as a penis at birth but that it had been quietly surgically corrected so as not to cause you distress later on?"