Animal / Furry / Non-human

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"Good. You're awake," said a girl's voice.

"Huh? Whah?" I burbled groggily at the pretty fish girl I saw hovering in front of me. She looked to be around sixteen and was about the cutest girl I'd ever seen. Definitely the cutest mermaid.

I was still in the beach chair in the seashell castle's courtyard. My legs felt fat and funny and there was something sitting on my chest. She said, "Please don't panic, but in order to save you from drowning we had to-"

Of course when she told me "don't panic" like this it's exactly what I did do, but only for a second. I looked down and saw what was on my chest. It was my chest. Beneath these two beautiful breasts my waist narrowed and then flared out into girlish hips that were covered in pretty jade green scales, which continued down the long sleek shiny tail I now had for legs. I gazed down at it in amazement, wagging it back + forth experimentally. And this stuff floating around my face wasn't some kind of seaweed but my hair, super long and shimmering like gold.

"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God," was all I could say. "Oh my God! My God! My God!"

This summer vacation was turning out to be the strangest week of my life. Or maybe of anyone's...

OFF THE DEEP END
PART 2 ~ A MERMAID'S TALE
Laika Pupkino ~ 2010

Notorious hatemonger Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps gets a visit from those loveable Warner siblings Yakko, Wakko & Dot, who adopt him as their "new special friend". What can I say? Some people just really need to have an anvil dropped on their head.

GOD . HATES . THE . WARNERS
AN ANIMANIACS ADVENTURE
by Laika Pupkino

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What is Miranda up to? Where is Tech Sergeant Emanuel Perez? how do the events of "My Report, How I Spent my Summer" and a doctor's problem in "Safe Haven" relate to each other? Stay tuned for further chapters to this week's tale, or should it be tail?

What is Miranda up to? Where is Tech Sergeant Emanuel Perez? how do the events of "My Report, How I Spent my Summer" and a doctor's problem in "Safe Haven" relate to each other? Stay tuned for further chapters to this week's tale, or should it be tail?

The last part of A Dream of Dragons!

Sorry about the delay but a sharp reader picked out a problem that needed fixing.

Thank you !

Disclaimer: This is fiction. All the characters and events portrayed here are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely accidental and unintentional  A big thanks goes out to Paula for helping proof and generally make this readable. Another big thanks goes to Cathy who pre-read this. Any remaining errors, or mistakes are mine!   Enjoy!

PS: It's been brought to my attention that others have helped with this one too. Please accept my apologies for forgetting to credit the wonderful help you've given me, Hope, Janice and others! Thank you! 

As states review their safe haven laws, a doctor ponders the child he has just received